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Welcome to Mirror-Times-Mirror.net, a production of Mirror-Times-Mirror Trans Media in conjunction with the Great American Shlock Market & the Bod Library-On-Line‘s on-line lavatory, all imaginary subsidiaries of MAPA Systems, a non-fictional sole proprietorship registered in New Mexico since 1979, when it was also parent of Land of Enchantment Game Company & grandparent of the Universal Stock Exchange Guide to Compound Wealth, Yours Crudely, CEO, in the midst of a 25-year-run presenting poetry-theater programs (featuring “American Basho,” “Alias Aldo Leopold,” & other Chautauqua favorites).

With headquarters now in the Mirror-Times-Mirror Building in the heart of Periphery Center’s Mirror-Times-Mirror Triangle (formerly Elliptical Circle Oval Square Plaza Park Free Parking), Mirror-Times-Mirror Trans Media samples, reproduces, mis-represents, mis-edits & mis-transmits materials randomly netted, snatched &/or snagged from productions by other members of UPIPA, the Unnamed Peninsula’s Independent Press Association, namely publishers & publications, programs & radio stations, on-line content & all forms of trans-media transmutations that our current d-generative intelligence can fit on a digital pinhead or figleaf..

While some may prefer standing on the shoulders of giants, we may sit on the faces found in the mirrors we sit on–whether heine pillows. shiney cushions or bare-bottomed chairs. Thus are we illuminated by the candles, torches & bonfires of our partners, whether direct stockholders in entities like Mishuguna Telegraphy, Ghost-Writers In the Sky (most known for its unauthorized posthumous autobiographies), Who’s Whatsis Where…; plus The Lead-free Bookshelf of Heavy Light Verse; The Hundred-Page Haiku; Nutty Nelly’s Belluva Balls; Badgas Balloons, Dirty Bandages & Landmime Brands….].

“If the worlds we found simply by paying attention weren’t as ridiculous as they often seem, our folly-drunk reporters might have to re-invent them, or not notice any discrepancy between what is & what’s reported, simply re-phrasing what’s found in their keeper’s terms.” (If it looks, feels, smells or tastes like spam, as distinct from genuine potential conversation, it will still get semi-automatically deleted without being read or responded to.)